ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito)

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans